You can’t order someone to like you But you can order a #RedVelvetOreoShake So there’s hope
When people don’t like #ChickenFries as much as you
All these burgers and they still got beef. #BackToBack http://t.co/ZCHfazodwB
Sometimes your favorite kinds of people are onion rings.
Everything looks like a Whopper if you squint hard enough.
“I can explain” he yelled out from under a pile of #ChickenFries boxes.
Chef: We need to name this A.1. Hearty Mozzarella Bacon Cheeseburger Guy: Hm... Chef: How about Jen? Guy: No? Chef: We're close, I feel it
our logo IS a burger *brain explodes*
OMG THESE CHICKEN FRIES ARE BEYOND CHIC
Whopper: WHERE MY TOPPINGS AT?! [lettuce, onions, pickles, tomatoes, ketchup and mayo all start screaming]
Perks of eating onion rings: you’re eating onion rings
Guy: I’ve got my eyes on the fries Judge: you mean prize? Guy: Sure. *winks at fries*
A picture of Chicken Fries is just a selfie for your stomach.
Don't you hate it when you offer your fries to a friend and they say yes?
OH BABY YOUUUU GOT THE BK I NEEEEEED
In the mood for Chicken Nuggets forever.
I a million Whoppers you.
It’s amazing how quickly things don’t matter when you're drinking a Red Velvet Oreo Shake.
It finally happened. Congrats to the newlyweds! #BurgerKingWedding http://t.co/XfcgGHmabe
to all the onion rings out there ...stay golden
YOU ON POINT DIP ALL THE TIME FRIES
Find what you love and order it off the BK menu forever.
[on date] *Guy gets up to use restroom* *Looks at date* “And I’ve counted how many Chicken Fries I have left. There’s twelve."
drive-thru > doing things
Just ate some Chicken Fries because real beauty is on the inside.
Our favorite couple. #BurgerKingWedding http://t.co/Bz3HptWsS1
MUST. HAVE. ALL. THE. COFFEE. http://t.co/jZrt9pmKOS
She wants what every girl wants. A guy to bring her Chicken Nuggets.
How to get a refill without getting up. #RedVelvetOreoShake https://t.co/IGcNohv9LH
Two hands required. http://t.co/QlRrofgyxQ
“haha nice” = I’m thinking about a Whopper and not listening to what you’re saying.
Sometimes love is hard. Sometimes love is #ChickenFriesSauce #AskForTheSauce
It’s 2015 why aren’t ringtones onion rings yet
You say potato, we say potato. They both sound the same when you type them, so let’s just be friends.
Less man bun more hamburger bun.
[presidential speech] [looks at crowd confidently] “Red Velvet Oreo Shake” [everyone starts breakdancing]
Livin' is easy. http://t.co/7OwZI4hrpT
Love hurts. Unless you're #ChickenFries & the new Chicken Fries Sauce. Then love is delicious. #AskForTheSauce
Share wisely. #NationalFrenchFryDay http://t.co/MuZYyCrIkx
Eat them all. #NationalFrenchFryDay http://t.co/mjeOUnxofq
IT’S #NATIONALFRENCHFRIESDAY. *SWOON*
When you see someone from school at BK and it’s summer
Beach day is on point. http://t.co/tBvcdt913h
Inspirational speaker: I’ll help you find happiness in your life, son. Guy: Already got onion rings, thanks though.
IF YOU LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS: 1.) Let’s be friends 2.) That is all
Turns to Whopper Jr after finishing Whopper. “Your father was a good Whopper, son.”
Triple date. http://t.co/YFxTURP5pT
Last name Fries, first name Gimme.
The new Chicken Fries Sauce. Get it. #AskForTheSauce http://t.co/kGmLDedVQI
It’s easy being a morning person when there’s Chicken Fries. And it’s not morning anymore
RT @DanielGlauser1: Big s/o to @BurgerKing thank you for the package. Can't wait to get some chicken fries http://t.co/0xma1WMgWO
Boss: What would you say is your greatest weakness? Guy: *thinks about Chicken Fries for 10 hours*
⚪ single ⚪ taken
Straight sippin’. http://t.co/JKc2XIMAsR
Fill it up. And up. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/gZD3Qfguo5
To the gamer in all of us. #VideoGamesDay https://t.co/BOk2Q1q8ad
Guy 1: WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?! Guy 2: YEA LET’S GO BK: So...you guys want this to-go? Guy 1: YES PLEASE IT’S ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS OUT
Guy: Chicken Nuggets were $1.49, why wouldn’t I refuse to leave until they let me buy all of them? Therapist: *writes in notebook* I see.
Dig in or something. #Repost http://t.co/YXsRmPv8t5
True love is hard to find
Guy: Well, well...look what the cat dragged in [cat drags in 8 bags of food from BK] Cat: You know how hard this is without thumbs? Help me!
Da-nuh, da-nuh... Follow us on Snapchat (username: burgerking).
Was going to do things after eating this Whopper but then summer happened.
LIVE TWEETING LUNCH: onion ring sip of soda onion ring whoa, look at that guy onion ring Whopper jr finished soda Tune in next time
Roses are red. The Red Velvet Oreo Shakes is too. The second one tastes better. This isn’t a poem at all we’re just saying
Too much #Reeses Pie is never enough. http://t.co/5AYmn1WDIj
Fries are perfect for 3 moods: Happy Sad Every mood in between
BK AFTER FIREWORKS OR NAH #4thOfJuly
Happy #4thofJuly to you and your food. https://t.co/aFOSFgreCG
[on second date] girl: oh, so you do this every time? *carries 20 orders of nuggets in a fanny pack” guy: yes.
Runnin' to the drive-thru with my woes.
Love surprises? You'll love our latest Snapchat. (username: burgerking)
Girl: can I have one of the 8 Whopper sandwiches you just ordered? Guy: lol no.
Search history: -how to ask out onion rings -how to deal with rejection -why won’t onion rings talk to me -french fries
The sauce of sauces has arrived. #AskForTheSauce http://t.co/fdu9Ng5eRI
*points down at shoes* WHAT ARE THOOOOSE??? http://t.co/mGsWvx0yZ5
Love is like a bunch of things. Today, a bunch of those things are on Snapchat. Follow us, find love. (username: burgerking)
Our #ChickenFriesSauce brings all the Chicken Fries to the yard. #AskForTheSauce
[swats away bee that’s trying to taste Orange Freeze] “HA.” [1 min later]
The burger emoji is mightier than the sword.
The moment you find out there's #ChickenFriesSauce. #AskForTheSauce
Sensible Dad: I’d like to order “2 Whopper Jrs or whatever just leave me alone” for my son Kid: DAD... BK: haha
╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ╮ ( Chicken ) ( Fries ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟ ◟◞ ͜ ╯ O o °
[home late] Where were you “With my fries” “Who?” “FRIENDS. I MEANT FRIENDS.”
Four words: The A.1. Hearty Mozzarella Cheeseburger. Wait, that’s five words. Whatever. http://t.co/1FDjwBXWgP
"will you stop talking about Chicken Fries?" no no no no no no no no no no
Deal with it. #NationalSunglassesDay http://t.co/oBXm5kfQeL
sorry for eating Chicken Nuggets while holding a megaphone at your birthday party
[on #NationalSunglassesDay] [puts on sunglasses] [puts sunglasses on Oreo Shake] [puts sunglasses on whopper] [looks at friend] “what?”
Friend: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Girl: [still sad] Friend: There are plenty of fries at BK Girl: over him.
PRIORITIES: BACON & CHEESE & WHOPPER.
Chicken Friday. #FridayFeelings #Repost http://t.co/aibXvbNlug
When 10 Chicken Nuggets are $1.49, nothing else matters. http://t.co/lh0U2oy3qR
Roses are red The Whopper is a bunch of colors Food is way better than poetry when you’re hungry
TRUE LIFE: Orders Red Velvet Oreo Shake at drive-thru. Picks it up at the second window. Has a nice day.
*Looks at Chicken Nuggets* “You are my everything”
It's pretty on the inside. #RedVelvetOreoShake #Repost http://t.co/U8EIDkWqd1
Orange Freeze on a Tuesday. http://t.co/6WMrI34pbU
[Job interview] Boss: do you have your resume? Guy: [hands him a Whopper] Boss: … Guy: … Boss: so tell me about being amazing.
Let’s play. #NationalOnionRingsDay http://t.co/mm5TaB0lIP
All day, Onion Rings. #NationalOnionRingsDay http://t.co/buGXzZ9WtQ
TIME FOR SOME COFFEE CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN HAVE A GREAT DAYYY
[gets to “about me” section] [long pause] [writes “WHOPPER”]
Group dates are amazing when you just go out with a bunch of fries instead.
*wears a fanny pack filled with Chicken Fries* #SundayFunday
Like father, like son. #HappyFathersDay http://t.co/iRekTRYcZB
Pun intended. #SweetSummertime http://t.co/BK4oglUMC1
outgoing outgoin outgoi outgo outg out ou o on oni onio onion onion r onion ri onion rin onion ring onion rings
I’ll take all of them. http://t.co/97VHlLLImX
Friends who buy you BK are friends for life.
Sweet escape. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/sCycQs0r2Z
Lots of nuggets > lots of friends
Girl 1: You know what I’m saying? Girl 2: *drinking #RedVelvetOreoShake and not listening* totally
Craving BK like ▄████▄ ███▄█▀
You need this Extra Long Pulled Pork Sandwich in your life. #2for5 #IllTake2
Was going to go out tonight but then #ChickenFries.
Can this just be forever? http://t.co/96Vt2VH0My
True love, sauce edition. #ChickenFries #AskForTheSauce
Now that is a pretty, pretty burger, @BurgerKingJapan. http://t.co/aSAgEc9oEh
CHICKEN FRIES SAUCE GOT @DAYMDROPS LIKE… https://t.co/Gnj8luEKHA
DO IT. DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS OF CHICKEN FRIES SAUCE BE DREAMS. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. #AskForTheSauce
Remember when it wasn’t summer and there weren’t Frozen Lemonades and you were sitting there doing homework? Anyways, have a good one.
The sauce of all sauces is coming. #AskForTheSauce
Some people dream of Chicken Fries Sauce while you're gonna go to BK and ask for it. #AskForTheSauce
Chicken Fries > #Mondays
When it’s summer, productivity is going to the drive-thru.
Red goes round. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/vB19owp9i2
Make it 20. http://t.co/ocEf1vdLc2
When 10 Chicken Nuggets are $1.49, nothing else matters. http://t.co/8VVQ76J5t7
Make it 20.
Running out of phone battery > Running out of Chicken Fries
Relationship status: googling Onion Rings on a Friday night
Sometimes the answer is a question you didn't even think to ask. #ChickenFries #AskForTheSauce
How to make pictures look better: 1.) remove filter 2.) add Chicken Nuggets 3.) get out of the picture
Girl: this isn’t working out Guy: *orders Chicken Fries* Girl: why are you so perfect
Red Velvet is my favorite color. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/xw1JzikJtr
Red Velvet is my favorite color. #RedVelvetOreoShake
Why just a #PieceOfABurger? http://t.co/tb1bgv574V
*tweets about Chicken Nuggets* *closes Twitter* *eats Chicken Nuggets* *opens up Twitter* #TheStruggleIsReal
Jump start. http://t.co/TSsCpsGiSv
Have you ever had to order more fries because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating them enough because same.
This is happening. 10 Chicken Nuggets for $1.49.
This is happening. 10 Chicken Nuggets for $1.49. http://t.co/pMOXWSuu9F
*makes herself laugh* *gets herself Orange Freeze* *should totally just date herself*
Sometimes you just need to text in all burger emojis because u need BK rn
[during #NationalBestFriendsDay] Him: I don’t know what I would ever do without you, man. Whopper: *continues being a Whopper*
Best frands be like... #NationalBestFriendDay
Best frands be like... #NationalBestFriendsDay http://t.co/eZK33S7SkU
[when someone asks for some of your fries] okay = cool okayy = don’t care K. = we’re no longer friends
Reese’s Pie was a good choice. http://t.co/ACpISBGXhx
Reese’s Pie was a good choice.
“Say Cheese!” “Why do we have to say cheese?” “Well, just say what makes you smile.” “ONION RANNNNGS!”
was in a bad mood but then fries happened
The Teriyaki Chicken Sandwich. Need. http://t.co/RYsokJCZRs
The Teriyaki Chicken Sandwich. Need.
Get on my level. http://t.co/orFScYZUSm
Sometimes you just need a hug. And 10 Chicken Nuggets.
On: ( ) to better things (x) ion rings
Crave on. http://t.co/IzUN7gMJgo
How to flirt: 1.) I have Chicken Nuggets 2.) you can have some
Spending my paycheck on fries like
10 Chicken Nuggets for $1.49. Right now. Sincerely, us.
10 Chicken Nuggets for $1.49. Right now. Sincerely, us. http://t.co/7K6gj1kLSY
There are 3 kinds of people in the world: People who eat their fries first People who eat their fries last People you don’t want to know
Things are looking up. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/uj6QidqA8Z
HOW TO GET ASKED OUT: -Be there when they need you -Be on the menu -Be fries
Guys with fries > guys with flowers
MUSTS: Guys who are real and look good. Always there for you. Sometimes flame-broiled. Is actually a Whopper.
.@Oreo Red Velvet Shake game too strong.
Eating outside today. http://t.co/2hl59w82WD
Eating outside today.
Why are there feelings when fries exist?
RT @DaymDrops: Burger King Red Velvet Oreo Shake: http://t.co/9KeDXwj44T via @YouTube
Break time vibes. #TGIF #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/MzppRshJRs
COWORKER: You look happy. GUY: Just had nuggets.
BK: And what size would you like... GUY: ...DEEZ NUGGETS. HA. BK: ... GUY: 10 piece is fine, thanks.
No biggie. *brushes dirt off shoulder* #NationalBurgerDay https://t.co/xxtVHFFSyC
Happy #NationalBurgerDay. May your love for burgers never end. http://t.co/jrB6v1dn7e
Squad goals. #NationalBurgerDay
Squad goals. #NationalBurgerDay http://t.co/OVSuPNTaBr
Because, #Reeses Pie.
Because, #Reeses Pie. http://t.co/ReRO6oLiom
A GIF of a Whopper is worth a thousand pictures. #WhopperWednesday
*1st period teacher is a sub* *everyone pulls out croissan’wiches*
2 phrases that can make anyone’s day I love you. Chicken Fries
[job interview] Boss: So your resume says the word Whopper 78 times. Guy: Correct. Boss: ... Guy: ... Boss: You’re hired.
Stacks on stacks. http://t.co/CzHxOPQRDo
Stacks on stacks.
Guys. Guys. Guys. GUYS. YOU GUYS. [person who invented onion rings]
Orange Freeze. For sheeze.
Sweet thang. http://t.co/ChAZ3qbk3H
List of people I like in the morning: 1. Coffee
Orange Freeze. For sheeze. http://t.co/C64r0L9Ang
He didn’t see your text because #ChickenFries.
[Asks you a question while you’re eating your Whopper] No.
Red never looked so good. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/a4AdvLk2be
#MissedConnection: I was hungry. You were Onion Rings.
Well played. http://t.co/l18dFWe2Wk
The Spicy BLT Whopper is
The Spicy BLT Whopper is
Do re mi fa so hungry right now.
The Fully Loaded Croissan'wich has it all. Breakfast wise.
Can mornings without coffee just not?
The first rule in fries club is that YOU TALK ABOUT FRIES ALL THE TIME
When there’s a Whopper, there’s a way. #WhopperWednesday
If only this homework was Onion Rings.
Friends are not always around. #ChickenFries are always there.
A lot of fries, is no fries real quick.
You spin me right round, red velvet. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/l0qCVwiZSa
“The letter Q is just an O eating a fry.” *brain explodes*
Let's just eat BK and watch movies instead.
Two's company. http://t.co/O0Raa6VcqE
*thinks about the beach* *thinks about Chicken Fries*
Dad: will you hand me my updog? Kid: sure. *passes Whopper* Dad: NO! you’re supposed to say... Kid: please stop. Dad: okay. #dadjokes
Chicken Fries are a part of life.
Get her flowers. Or the Bacon Cheddar Tendercrisp. http://t.co/NSWhQyk63n
Get her flowers. Or the Bacon Cheddar Tendercrisp.
shout out to all the FRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSS
This is so us. #NationalChocolateChipCookieDay http://t.co/HBMqSOV2MT
Current mood. http://t.co/zK5QYVNJak
WHOPPER JR: father? WHOPPER: Yes, son. JR: Why are all the humans staring at us? W: Because they all want to eat you, son. JR: ….
*Takes a picture of meal* Whopper: lemme see.
Just you, me, and this new Teriyaki Original Chicken Sandwich. http://t.co/paqxYfSLyd
Just you, me, and this new Teriyaki Original Chicken Sandwich.
Marry someone who will eat Onion Rings with you for the rest of your life.
Guy 1: you're the orange to my freeze. Guy 2: who are you talking to? Guy 1: no one. *winks at Orange Freeze*
So red. So velvet. #RedVelvetOreoShake
So red. So velvet. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/aJJkDL3aMA
[press conference] [taps mic] [shuffles through speech] [silence] “Chicken Fries” [crowd goes nuts]
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS GO TO BK WITHOUT YOU
Sun's out... http://t.co/5bD4dpfMmp
Sun's out. Slushies out.
Sun's out. Slushies out. http://t.co/QZxyuYtSDF
Morning goals: croissan’wich
GIRL: I’m breaking up with you GUY: Why? GIRL: Your ringtone is the sound of you eating onion rings
Love you, mom. http://t.co/SWCorUQQje
Love you, mom.
You ever cuddle with your fries lol
Instructor: Take a left here [student driver takes a left] Instructor: pull in here Student: to this BK drive-thru? Instructor: JUST DO IT
When someone offers you BK it’s like are you serious Like Ur amazing May all your dreams come true
Weekend plans? You mean onion rings.
“Truth or Dare” “Dare” “Go get us BK”
Let’s go to BK instead.
Let’s go to BK instead. http://t.co/9RzxkwcKoA
*Goes to prom with Whopper*
Recovery mode. http://t.co/dQ7xmHlx68
Him: can I have all of the Chicken Fries, please? BK: How many boxes? Him: I don’t think you understood me.
Waiting for you. http://t.co/5n0XhBZpwi
Mom: what’s on your phone background? Girl: my boyfriend Mom: it looks like fries to me Girl: GET OUT OF MY LIFE
Grill on, friend. http://t.co/snUqJ4to0P
Four five seconds from drive-thru.
Feelings Feeling Feelin Feeli Feel Fe Fr Fri Frie Fries
On the way. http://t.co/tVnqFYbdMo
Your move. http://t.co/jeVDZHzbSg
*emo guy orders* “Would you like any sighs with that?” “excuse me?” “Sides. Any sides with that.”
Nice try, potato that’s not a fry.
Winkin' at you.
“I’ve got you covered.” -ketchup
*guy has a wonderful day* *goes back to lady at the drive-thru* “I actually did it”
Gonna need some BK. Starting, yesterday.
Hands up for #WhopperWednesday http://t.co/oHNuXZs5RN
Hands up for #WhopperWednesday
Plot Twist: Whopper Jr grows up #WhopperWednesday
Time fries when you’re tweeting in puns.
What do you say? #ChickenFries http://t.co/LAZTaXr8Ow
What do you say? #ChickenFries
Says he can’t cook. Asks what you want from BK. Keeper.
Sketch artist: Tell me about your parents facial features Fries: very potato-like
Guy: “I got you a gift.” Girl: “You got me a Big Fish sandwich?” Guy: “Was I talking to myself again?”
*takes selfie with fries* Fries: No, delete it.
⚪ in a relationship ⚪ it’s complicated
search history: how do you know if onion rings like you
Hand it back. #ChickenFries
*finally gets around to attempting homework* “well, time for a drive-thru run.”
#TakeYourChildToWorkDay [Whopper and Whopper Jr enter room] “Dad, why are a bunch of humans staring at us?” “RUN, SON, RUN!”
Hand it back. #ChickenFries http://t.co/S7l8XMVgeB
*Points at cars in BK drive-thru* “THESE PEOPLE TOTALLY GET IT”
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