Relationship status: building a boyfriend out of nuggets. https://t.co/THgOyjddq6
Final lunch order (until further notice). #LunchySeason https://t.co/wXVRgA4GCI
BK will never be the same. Grilled Dogs, coming 2.23. #GrilledDogs https://t.co/DfcmsYnV1t
The only hot dog fit for a king. #GrilledDogs coming 2.23.
The only hot dog fit for a king. #GrilledDogs coming 2.23. https://t.co/DqPHg7StqY
Do you like hot dogs? https://t.co/mlz7asvBhu
The best way to cool down from Jalapeño Chicken Fries. #NewDrPepperShake https://t.co/2h7SnEC2oC
The new Dr Pepper Shake and Jalapeño Chicken Fries, together at last.
Good things come to those who wait but breakfast ends at eleven so who you gonna trust?
Whopper, he whispered into her ear.
OREO Irish Mint Shake, meet Jalapeño Chicken Fries.
“Can I talk to you for 4 or 5 minutes about the new 5 for $4 deal at BK?”
Peppers gonna pep. https://t.co/evBybtt0i1
Bacon Cheeseburger Nuggets Fries Drink Cookie All of the above for just $4
If you take anything with a grain of salt, it should be fries.
When one door closes a drive-thru window opens.
The new OREO Irish Mint Shake and Jalapeño Chicken Fries. Green never looked so good. https://t.co/P8BBNYYLAN
Dear Guests, Thanks for being you. Unless you run a catfish account.
New Jalapeño Chicken Fries are HOT HOT HOT. https://t.co/OFhtCrzL2T
Zesty. Crispy. Jalapeño-y. The new Jalapeño Chicken Fries.
This just in: onion rings still awesome.
Jala! Jala! Jala! NEW Jalapeño Chicken Fries are here. https://t.co/I13ZErakFM
NEW Jalapeño Chicken Fries are our zest flavor yet. https://t.co/Q72myzBnYT
*feels stressed* *goes to happy place* *goes to BK*
Girl: you never listen Oreo Shake: *continues being an oreo shake*
Golden slices of goodness. https://t.co/kzjCrEJ3tp
Introducing Jalapeño Chicken Fries. They're Jalap-in yo' face with flavor.
“Let’s just go to the drive-thru” ~ A memoir
Introducing Jalapeño Chicken Fries. They’re Jalap-in yo’ face with flavor. https://t.co/pvesQg7v7Q
*follows dreams* *sleepwalks into BK*
“Welcome to BK may we take your order?” "Dad?"
New profile pic? #WhopperWednesday https://t.co/sjZHoPcHVE
Wake up on the right side of the French Toast Sticks.
Sorry I'm late. Was busy googling how to make castles out of Chicken Fries.
When you’re having a bad day but your fries are on point.
*takes selfie with onion rings* Onion rings: delete it.
Dessert? Why wait? Introducing Pie Made with @SNICKERS. https://t.co/TZfCxdMLPS
What’s black and white and red all over? A newspaper after you spilled your ketchup on it. Ok, we’ll let ourselves out.
When you get caught stealing your friend’s fries. https://t.co/6YPg3cxK6N
There are few things more satisfying than eating a Whopper while someone takes a picture of it over your shoulder.
Never trust anyone who says they don’t feel like BK.
Emotions✔ Feelings✔ Heart✔ Drive-thru✔
5 for $4, because 5 is better than 4. https://t.co/BZe8JFbKjm
Friends come and go. BK is always there.
“A nugget in the hand is worth one out of your bag.” #NuggetsOfWisdom
*walks in 20 minutes late to class* *sits in back* *slowly pulls out Whopper* *forgets he’s the teacher*
Breakfast hack: add French Toast Sticks.
Food for thought: fries.
Character is who you are when your friend asks you to watch their Chicken Fries.
Whoppers make excellent hand warmers. Just saying.
Sometimes we think you only like us for our burgers.
Every day is Whopper Wednesday if you don't know what day it is.
100 chicken nuggets can help fill the wait for #PurpleReign ⏳
The best offense is like 20 orders of Chicken Fries.
When they’re 10 for $1.49, no nugget is safe. https://t.co/RQ6bTCCdXe
GOING BIG THIS WEEKEND *Orders fries* *Sits on couch*
Sup girl? https://t.co/NUG6twREJw
Even if you only won $4 last night, you can still get all of this. #Jackpot https://t.co/0pCjJyso3U
Even if you only won $4 last night, you can still get all of this. #Jackpot
Customers who don’t like wearing pants, may we recommend the drive-thru?
*parents visiting college* “And this is where I go to BK, Mom.”
Nuggets 911: What’s the emergency? Nuggets: PEOPLE ARE HUNGRY Nuggets 911: GET OUT OF THERE
Cold weather kit.
WINTER WINTE WINT WIN WI W WH WHO WHOP WHOPP WHOPPE WHOPPER
May your sauce over flow’eth.
If you don’t have anything nice to say have some onion rings.
Ride or die. *Orders Oreo Shake at 10am*
That awkward moment at the drive-thru when you receive your order and your hands touch ever so slightly.
A little fry on fry action. #BuffaloChickenFries https://t.co/HBdYJExZrO
A little fry on fry action. #BuffaloChickenFries
There’s no such thing as second chances. But there are second lunches, and that’s close enough.
He loves you... But he’s not "share all his Chicken Fries" with you.
Park in a drive way… Drive in a parkway… Drive-thru in a…. Wait... that one’s the same.
Just double fisting Chicken Burgers, you? https://t.co/l36qZAKbYr
When you say, “Let’s go to BK,” it’s never JK. OK?
Just double fisting Chicken Burgers, you?
Sorry for liking all your pics of nuggets at 3 in the morning.
Love makes you do crazy things. https://t.co/c7vZrApIqt
Get woke. #BreakfastBurrito https://t.co/HC8yM3dZTe
Get woke. #BreakfastBurrito
Already ate a thousand fries this year.
5 for $4. It’s not just a deal. It’s a meal.
5 for $4. All up in your grill. https://t.co/L3skj5Kb4P
*Walks up to the drive-thru* “Sir, you need to be in a car in order to…” “Vroom Vroom?” *exhales* “What can I get you?”
Switch it up. The Chicken Burger is here.
The Chicken Burger is here. So chicken. So burger. https://t.co/fe7mqPM9zv
Well, @StephenCurry30 was it all those Whoppers? #MVP https://t.co/VolLhXWTGA
WHOPPERS AND NUGGETS AND FRIES OH MY. Sorry, eating and watching movies.
When they’re $1.49, you can do more of this. https://t.co/QxzGf6yDcA
When they’re $1.49, you can do more of this.
Nobody’s perfect. Except onion rings.
*eats nuggets between asterisks*
All these fries. All the feels.
Guy: This date's going amazing BK: Are you actually going to order something? Guy: This is so us lol
Hand it back. #BuffaloChickenFries https://t.co/RT6peR9CJ9
Food is a good resolution. https://t.co/wXvOCYh5L6
Food is a good resolution.
It’s easy to keep your new years resolution when it was to eat more onion rings.
Happy New Y... #NYE https://t.co/vDdV6zYxyz
Tell your Whopper you love it today. #WCW #WhopperCrushWednesday
The name is Burger. Chicken Burger. Hold the mayo.
Things to do on break: 1.) sleep in 2.) drive-thru 3.) couch 4.) repeat
The Chicken Burger. It’s like chicken. But it’s a burger. *brain explodes*
It’s here. It’s flame-grilled. It’s the new Chicken Burger. https://t.co/psT25LooJm
Being on break. Eating nuggets. Literally all of the feelings.
Tips for eating the new Chicken Burger: keep your hands at 10 and 2.
It's here. It's flame-grilled. It's the new Chicken Burger. https://t.co/L69TTZfVMK
Sunday is Saturday when there’s no school on Monday. #NuggetsOfWisdom
If you throw a party and chicken fries are the only ones that show up it’s still an awesome party.
On the eve of any occasion just know that our drive-thru is thinking of you. Okay bye.
Last minute gift idea. https://t.co/WcS63qZksW
Over the hills and through the woods to grandmother’s house we drive past on our way to Burger King.
‘Tis the season for sipping. https://t.co/woeT7peFGV
Last minute gifts https://t.co/f8WUxv2wTJ
Last minute gift idea.
Mom: The kid’s present list just says Whopper for Dad… Dad: … Mom: It’s written in your handwriting Dad: What are you trying to say?
Menu, wish list, same difference.
If you work hard and stay focused you can achieve any— hey are those chicken nuggets?
Break out those lights. After lunch.
At BK everyone gets to keep their crown. https://t.co/vrRKG3dMs7
Chicken fries will always stay true to you.
*See's profile bio* Tall. Tan. Smells good. Crispy. Better with salt. I’m actually french fries. *swipes right*
The BK Holiday Gift Guide, for all your merry needs.
Nothing awakens the force like a Whopper. https://t.co/zEevKulJPI
Nothing awakens the force like a Whopper.
Honk if you like drive thru’s. Okay that’s enough, please stop.
Where there’s a will there’s a way to Burger King.
Make it drizzle.
If you have quarters, you have nuggets. https://t.co/PSvDBLVbeU
Like a boss. #WhopperWednesday https://t.co/IpW97TZXPn
Algebra was invented by teachers to distract you from onion rings.
If you can’t love the Whopper how are you gonna learn to love anybody else?
Girl: This isn’t working out. Guy: *sticks head out of tub full of onion rings* What’s wrong?
U up? https://t.co/8E9DseDz1b
Keep your drive-thru game strong. ~inspirational tweet
Love means never having to say I’m sorry I stole your fries when you got up to go to the bathroom.
Behold the #PumpkinSpiceOreoShake. And then hold it. And then drink it all.
To all the man buns out there: if you also had a chin bun, you would look like a hamburger.
Green goes with everything. #SurgeComeback https://t.co/dqiCG50ynK
Buffalo crossing ahead. #BuffaloChickenFries
A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is? Drinking Pumpkin Spice Oreo Shakes in the middle of December.
You can’t choose your family but you can choose your chicken fries.
Green goes with everything. #SurgeComeback
Frozen Surge. The most extreme thing you can do while sitting in a parked car listening to a podcast. #SurgeComeback
It’s Surge. But like, cold. #SurgeComeback https://t.co/IzIslDAAsI
Throwback Brrrr-sday. #SurgeComeback https://t.co/RDxr8EOMMv
May your days be merry and full. https://t.co/NHR3Tqk0P7
A juice cleanse, but with onion rings.
Hot singles in your area. https://t.co/SxOrKfNjv2
Hot singles in your area.
Nuggets wanted to let you know that they had a really good time tonight.
At $1.49, it's literally a gold mine. https://t.co/mR803bMc5u
It’s the journey not the destination unless the destination is Burger King then it really is the destination.
AHHHHHHH #SURGEComeback https://t.co/MSsA2qSe9G
Fries are just potatoes that make you happy.
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGEEEEEEEE to-go please.
Surge like you mean it #SurgeComeback https://t.co/lsEwRHtEeg
Say Freeze. #SURGEcomeback
Ever wonder what the little pocket in your jeans is for? Hint: It’s for ketchup packets
*rolls into drive-thru on hoverboard*
In case you’re having a tough day, just remember that Oreo Shakes are good and you can have one.
Chicken nuggets and fries we don't go on dates. *Hits Dab* https://t.co/yyAks4QlPx
Some call it crazy. Others call it ordering 20 orders of Chicken Fries at once.
They say Dec. 3 is the best time to try a #PumpkinSpiceOreoShake. We don’t know why but they do say it.
Hello? Is it BK you’re looking for?
You call it Sriracha. We call it love sauce.
He didn’t text you back because he’s been eating onion rings since 2005.
Dollar. Forty. Nine. *Drops mic. Picks up nuggets.
“Would Chicken Fries in any other shape taste as good?” -Famous english writer. Probably.
Wet naps? JV. #BuffaloChickenFries
Game: Check #BuffaloChickenFries: Check Napkins: Nope
The best seat in the house is the one in front of the #BuffaloChickenFries. Obviously.
Love is blind. So are fries. Coincidence? Probably.
Chill out. Surge is here. #SurgeComeback https://t.co/LKAU5rJnkC
You ever have that dream where your hands and feet are Chicken Fries? Totally normal.
Live tweeting the game is almost too easy without buffalo sauce all over your hands. Almost. #BuffaloChickenFries https://t.co/jMdEDrkfR0
You know what’s great about only needing one hand to eat your #BuffaloChickenFries? EVERYTHING.
It’s not just a beverage, it’s a time machine. #SurgeComeback #Repost cc: @SURGE https://t.co/PEPAbsJozl
Chicken nuggets don’t care if you made varsity. They're good like that.
Nm just thinking about #BuffaloChickenFries. U?
Back in action. Frozen @SURGE. #SURGEcomeback #Repost https://t.co/gFYEImQCrh
Back in action. Frozen Surge. #SURGEComeback #Repost https://t.co/tSczgnRAhA
Whopper: You complete me. Fries: Thanks B.
RT @PaulyShore: Dudes and babes: deliciously mind-‐‐numbing @SURGE stuﬀ going on @BurgerKing! #ad https://t.co/r5Au28W8Rz
Fries never make it to the sequel. #FridayThe13th
The new Oreo Shake Fall collection.
Out of body experience, out of fries experience, same difference.
A wise fan once said, “#BuffaloChickenFries taste great with football."
Wet naps are cool. Not having sauce on your hands is cooler. #BuffaloChickenFries
Eating #BuffaloChickenFries is more than a game. Technically it’s not a game at all, really.
2 for $5? We’ll have all of them.
Oreo Shake meet Pumpkin. Pumpkin meet spices. Spices meet a long tweet about #PumpkinSpiceOreoShakes.
Touch down. Eat. Repeat. #BuffaloChickenFries https://t.co/e2HOXQ8DCv
When you’re knuckle deep in sauce, everything looks like a napkin. #BuffaloChickenFries https://t.co/8oZnobHRAW
Game on. Sauce off. #BuffaloChickenFries
[ref makes announcement] “#BuffaloChickenFries.” [crowd goes nuts]
Sometimes you have to grab the bull by the horns. Or the buffalo by the crown. #BuffaloChickenFries
DJ: LET THAT MEAT DROP Crowd: What? *Whoppers fall on crowd*
It wouldn’t be game day without #BuffaloChickenFries. Well it would be, but it would be less than ideal.
A better way to buffalo is here. Go on, celebrate. #BuffaloChickenFries https://t.co/f0qeY5aULb
*Orders Pumpkin Spice Oreo Shake* *Pants turn into yoga pants*
Your gas tank is below E. RT if you still have time to hit the drive thru.
Hug without consequences. #BuffaloChickenFries https://t.co/usjUDYKzcT
When life gets you down, think about that time you got an extra nugget by mistake.
Live every day like it's the day you discovered Whoppers.
Awkward silences. That’s what fries are for.
When it doubt, hug it out. Unless there are wings involved. #BuffaloChickenFries https://t.co/xBqeBXw1BW
A better way to buffalo is here. Er, was here. #BuffaloChickenFries https://t.co/9X66zJ5Uzu
Need a costume idea? Too late, have some Chicken Fries. #HappyHalloween
Need a costume idea? Too late, have some Chicken Fries. #HappyHalloween https://t.co/iE8lbJ73AS
#BuffaloChickenFries are better for dipping. So you can be better at not spilling sauce everywhere.
RT @jiampetttti: I'm like crying bc of Burger King's buffalo chicken fries. This is a beautiful time to live in America
Sports hack: add new #BuffaloChickenFries.
Linner? Dunch? Whatever you call it, it's time for #BuffaloChickenFries. https://t.co/WGznv0yZd0
Less mess. More flavor. It’s the new way of the buffalo. #BuffaloChickenFries https://t.co/2zwN72lCgz
Don’t settle for less than your buffalo craving tongue deserves. #BuffaloChickenFries https://t.co/pW2wJoGgEm
Drop the wings and set your fingers free. #BuffaloChickenFries are here.
Keep your friends close and your fries closer. #FryVsFry https://t.co/bEbfjpK84y
In high school, the Whopper was voted most likely to get eaten.
Things that make you say, "Whoa. I can't feel my tongue when I'm with you." The all new Extra Long Sriracha Cheeseburger.
Hey, people in cars not going through the drive-thru...you’re doing it wrong.
*stops eating Whopper* “I do.”
Sometimes the best thing on TV is actually right in front of it. On the coffee table.
You seriously ate 12 boxes of Chicken Fries? “Yup.” HIRED. [they both start break dancing]
RT if fries are the motivating factor of 90% of the things you do.
Odds are, when an A.1. Smoky Bacon Tendercrisp looks this good, it is.
Guy: Ugh. Mornings. BK: It’s 2pm and you’re late for class, but good talk!
Live, laugh, love, fries, ketchup.
Chicken Fries are dressing up for Halloween. https://t.co/ZDpgxdAiWd
Note to customers: please stop standing outside our drive thru window with a boombox above your head.
True love is sharing your #PumpkinSpiceOreoShake and not expecting fries in return.
Onion rings and fries go see a scary movie. Who pays? RT for onion rings FAV for fries.
The HoverTray. Coming soon to a future near you. #BackToTheFuture https://t.co/osPkSjohy0
Crispy fries, open hearts.
RT if you believe in the power of chicken nuggets.
Halloween candy has met its match. https://t.co/CR2PbO7OBn
Halloween candy has met its match.
Being an adult is just fighting the urge to put onion rings on all your fingers.
Teacher: how was your weekend? Guy: Fries. T: Wait, did you say “fine?” Guy: Nope. No I did not.
[trying to study] “Okay, don’t think about onion rings.” [looks at phone with onion rings wallpaper] “B.R.B.”
Favorite hobbies include chicken nuggets.
How are Red Velvet Oreo Shake drinking fountains still not a thing?
Plot twist: Chicken Fries still delicious.
Flame-grilled beef. Sesame seed bun. Deliciousness in-between.
Relationship status: naming each of my Chicken Fries.
Nuggets? Boom. https://t.co/hpgtMvlktl
It’s #PumpkinSpiceOreoShake season. FINALLY. http://t.co/dSclPnqZjB
Crowns off to the new #PumpkinSpiceOreoShake.
The Whopper just goes to show you that sometimes, things really do work out.
This #NationalDessertDay dessert like a champ. http://t.co/pdkB9C5KJv
Rise and mine.
Rise and mine. http://t.co/01JwQSJHOF
Birthday list: 1) Chicken Nuggets 2) We’ll figure the rest out later
Remember that time you thought you could finish the Extra Long Jalapeño Cheeseburger by yourself?
What has two hands and loves Whoppers? That guy over there. The one eating a Whopper. See him? In the red shirt. No the other one.
Attention customers: walking up to our drive thru window while playing engine noises on your phone doesn’t count as a car.
If you order a burger without fries, what are you even doing?
Trick or chicken fries.
Trick or chicken fries. http://t.co/us5unyYwRY
There might be school tomorrow. But, onion rings.
*Shows up to ten year reunion with Extra Long Jalapeño Cheeseburger* Classmate: You haven’t changed a bit.
Some People Like their Nuggets All at Once
Pumpkin lattes: basic. Pumpkin Oreo Shakes: Bae-sic.
Inspirational tweet: lunch
Sometimes you just need to put down the Chicken Fries and do what’s important in life. Chicken Fries are important. So sorry, Chicken Fries.
[Writing dating profile bio] “I enjoy long walks to Burger King. And sometimes drive-thru. Serious inquiries only.”
Guy: Oh you think you get my girlfriend better than I do? Onion rings: yes.
Get your fall on with the new #PumpkinSpiceOreoShake. http://t.co/ydCOMxjDgO
When the things you’re craving stare at you, stare back. #PumpkinSpiceOreoShake
What a beautiful day to be inside thinking about Burger King.
It’s a Halloween miracle. A.1. #HalloweenWhopper https://t.co/7dBr4CYqkV
Guy: Hey man you going to Jen’s party later? Girl: Na, got plans. *Orders 5 Pumpkin Oreo Shakes*
On a scale of 1 to freaked out, how hungry are you right now? A.1. #HalloweenWhopper. http://t.co/lBYRsKlbHC
Give a man some onion rings and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to be onion rings and he’ll leave you alone.
Don’t let lunch sneak up on you. A.1. #HalloweenWhopper https://t.co/1ElzWtp2a1
Be careful. It’s watching you. JK. That’s just a wrapper. It can’t actually see you. A.1. #HalloweenWhopper http://t.co/rXR3fZdBOY
Get the A.1. #HalloweenWhopper out of your head. And into your stomach. https://t.co/AKH0PjLh5r
Take a walk on the dark side with the A.1. #HalloweenWhopper http://t.co/3TZAtjAMRS
Bite the night. A.1. #HalloweenWhopper. https://t.co/KMq7jTFrgi
No Reese’s Pie until you finish your homework. Just kidding, we don’t care.
Something wicked is coming. The wicked good A.1. #HalloweenWhopper #SuperEclipse https://t.co/HKqMHvJrU7
You’ll always remember your first Whopper.
Can’t sleep? Count fries. Can’t count? Can’t help you with that.
Surprised we don’t see more onion rings tweeting these days.
[On date] Girl: U okay? Guy: [aggressively eating chicken fries while trying to make eye contact] never better!
We’d stand on a mountain top and shout our love of BBQ Bacon Tendercrisp but unfortunately we’re afraid of heights.
Fact: nuggets are better in piles.
BBQ + Bacon + Tendercrisp = good It’s math.
Fetty Whopper? Coming your way. http://t.co/LXnrE4VlSS
There’s no I in team. There’s one in fries though. Those are all you.
Don't mess. #TeamCookie http://t.co/WKO5QcQy9x
Walk into the club like, "What up these are all for me."
Voila. Lunch. https://t.co/E6Elq3HPhq
RT if you like Chicken Fries and taking suggestions from social media accounts.
On #21Sept, 5 brands came together and built a #PeaceDayBurger to raise awareness for #PeaceDay. http://t.co/kjyvAGoj14
Who will you make peace with today?
Who will you make peace with today? #PeaceDay https://t.co/cPA2zgaZGS
Can’t we all just get along over burgers? #PeaceDay #PeaceDayBurger http://t.co/UKOai00Sn3
Meet the burger stand that’s taking a stand for peace. #PeaceDay #PeaceDayBurger http://t.co/QsESNBhPCO
RT @DennysDiner: LIVE on #Periscope: #PeaceDayBurger https://t.co/4Fh8kZOPw8
Five brands, one mission. #PeaceDay has arrived.
Five brands, united for #PeaceDay. #PeaceDayBurger @DennysDiner @GiraffasUSA @Redegiraffas @Krystal @WayBackBurgers http://t.co/VcEYO9M9vZ
Today is #PeaceDay. Join us in promoting peace and fighting hunger. Share this video https://youtu.be/1ZcYwbqtVtc #ZeroHunger
Join us on #PeaceDay to help end hunger & stand for peace. Share this video: https://t.co/p85ZyBKCzS #ZeroHunger
Guy: I’m not hungry. Nuggets: lol
Shake it 'til you make it.
Who's hungry for peace? #PeaceDayBurger #21Sept http://t.co/GV4yCBN0Kq
Goodwill has never tasted better. #PeaceDayBurger #21Sept
It's #NationalCheeseburgerDay. You know what to do. http://t.co/wStXH2Pq90
The burger stand that peace built. #21Sept #PeaceDay @DennysDiner @GiraffasUSA @Redegiraffas @Krystal @WaybackBurgers http://t.co/UeqeqQUCBw
Mmmmohmygod why u always lying http://t.co/TSun6yeryX
Hi, I’m the A.1. Hearty Mozzarella Bacon Cheeseburger but my friends call me delicious.
5 companies. 1 location. 1 burger. A little bit of #peace is coming to Atlanta. #21Sept. #PeaceDayBurger http://t.co/jBEPLfL1ky
RT if your new briefcase. http://t.co/aZjGb48sUI
Boy: Beautiful! Girl: *smiles & flips hair* Boy: *takes Snapchat of Whopper* Girl:
Back. Forth. Fries. Repeat. http://t.co/gr0ZKGw0r1
Chicken Fries: Who you callin’ chicken? Guy: You. Chicken Fries: Makes sense.
The Extra Long Jalapeño Cheeseburger is your new best friend now. Deal with it.
If he brings you BK, he’s the one.
The Peace Day Burger’s main ingredient? Peace, of course. #PeaceDayBurger #PeaceDay http://t.co/IGcTjsqxeX
Inspirational tweet: you miss 100% of the nuggets you don’t eat.
Salad hack: add onion rings.
Our drive thru is open. Y’know, if you ever need someone to talk to.
*finishes Chicken Fries* “time to be productive” *opens Twitter*
Don't be deflated. It's football season... AND #FieryChickenFries season.
Kid, you’re going places. It just so happens there’s a BK drive thru on the way there.
Today’s crossword XXFXXXXXXX XXXRXXXXXX XXXXIXXXXXX XXXXXEXXXX XXXXXXSXXX
There will be great *fortune in your future. *Fries
Five brands. One mission. #PeaceDayBurger #21Sept http://t.co/llVXyvkHmc
We’re not trying to tell you how to live your life but if you’re not eating #FieryChickenFries you’re doing it wrong.
*Tries #FieryChickenFries for the first time. Suddenly everything makes sense. Except algebra.* http://t.co/Qo4x9YGaBa
Come at me, #FieryChickenFries. http://t.co/ZZas0AMDjO
Girl: This isn’t working out. Guy: [Trying to balance 200 Reese's Pie’s on forehead] Why not?
*Eats fries* *Wipes hands on jeans* *Tries licking jeans*
Jeweler: How may I help you? You: I’d like to get this appraised. *Slides onion ring across counter*
Brain freeze? Yes please. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/xnV8t1Ks83
Ever try ordering an Extra Long Jalapeño Cheeseburger and an A.1. Hearty Mozzarella Cheeseburger without stopping to take a breath lol
All of the feelings. http://t.co/nbtbvwXksK
The Extra Long Jalapeño Cheeseburger will make your hands look really, really small. And your mouth look really, really happy.
*enters wrong password* HINT: “Your first love” Answer: cH1cken_frieS
No pressure. #FieryChickenFries
Don’t cry over spilled #FieryChickenFries. YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO CORRECT THE SITUATION. THIS IS NO TIME FOR TEARS. http://t.co/Madse0AGH2
Dennys, GiraffasUSA, Krystal, Wayback Burgers, Giraffas Brazil, proud to partner with you on the #PeaceDayBurger
.@DennysDiner @GiraffasUSA @Redegiraffas @Krystal @WaybackBurgers proud to partner with you on the #PeaceDayBurger http://t.co/GRgjCCtbFs
It looks like we’re going to need a bigger table. #PeaceDayBurger http://bit.ly/Peace-Burger
Let's give peace a chance. #PeaceDay http://t.co/kmYtEaAea2
Let's give peace a chance. #PeaceDay
Would you like peace with that? #PeaceDay http://t.co/D5dFWPUy9V
Would you like peace with that? #PeaceDay
Peace, love and
McDonald's let’s #SettleTheBeef in honor of #PeaceDay. Will you accept our #McWhopperProposal? http://www.McWhopper.com
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Ordering second Red Velvet Oreo Shake today.
*Girl bites into Chicken Fries* Girl: I love you Boy: I love you too G: Huh? B: I’m so happy *whispers to Chicken Fries* G: This is awkward
Hotter than your browsing history. #FieryChickenFries http://t.co/AVAWrDmnQg
All roads lead to bacon. If you’re hungry enough.
[RULES OF THE RELATIONSHIP] 1. SHARE YOUR ONION RINGS 2. THAT IS ALL
*eats fries with a fork and knife* OH YOU FANCY?!
*temperature hits 90 degrees* *sips Orange Freeze* *puts on sunglasses* *deals with it*
☁️ Just dreaming about Chicken Fries, u?☁️
When someone starts eyeing your BK ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Guy: I love BK BK: I have a girlfriend
RT if YAAAS #FieryChickenFries http://t.co/Bx1AyVKRvl
Can your mouth handle the heat? #FieryChickenFries
BREAKING: Local man eats #FieryChickenFries, cries. http://t.co/UVToUsZLHZ
That time you were sad about summer almost being over but then remembered that Chicken Nuggets exist.
CHEERLEADER: GIVE ME A RED FANS: RED! CL: GIVE ME A VELVET F: UM CL: GIVE ME AN OREO F: DUDE CL: GIVE ME A SHAKE F: OH, OK GOT IT
Friend: BRB *You reach across table and eat her onion rings* Friend: What are you doing? You: What? *face is full of onion rings*
IT'S LIT. LITERALLY. #FieryChickenFries http://t.co/ReXXKOZhz8
That time you spilled sauce on your shirt but you had Chicken Fries so all was well with the world.
The new Extra Long Jalapeño Cheeseburger. Tell your mouth, “Open sesame.”
If there were sunscreen for your tongue… now would be the time. #FieryChickenFries
Son: Dad, where do fries come from? Dad: Well son, when two potatoes love each other very much…
RT if you want to try #FieryChickenFries. FAV if you’re a little afraid of getting burned. http://t.co/nohF745I5W
Hotter than your summer reading list. #FieryChickenFries http://t.co/lkqZezFIpR
The fire is here. The delicious, delicious fire is here. #FieryChickenFries
We all scream for #FieryChickenFries https://t.co/IA8ATDcQsj
Have you ever seen a taste bud cry? #FieryChickenFries http://t.co/fWF2jWhvck
#FieryChickenFries are like a ridiculously spicy hug punch to your tongue. http://t.co/HuEc8mSoOv
Stop. Drop. Dip. #FieryChickenFries
These #FieryChickenFries probably aren’t even hot. *Takes bite. Melts into puddle of goop.*
Fight fire with ranch. #FieryChickenFries http://t.co/PE2sKXfR6s
Girl: You melted my heart. #FieryChickenFries: D’aw! Girl: No seriously. Call an ambulance.
Get the ranch. Get all of the ranch. GET ALL OF THE RANCH RIGHT NOW. #FieryChickenFries
You may experience a burning sensation. But like, in a good way. #FieryChickenFries
RT @natalieevamarie: Cheat meal @burgerking. #FieryChickenFries. #AllRedEverything #bkpdpartner
Water only makes it worse. #FieryChickenFries
Girl: You eat my #FieryChickenFries? Guy: No, why? Girl: Are you lying? Guy: No? *breathes fire across the room*
Hotter than your best friend’s mom. You know which one. #FieryChickenFries http://t.co/xh4ZDiMogh
Side chicks be like #FieryChickenFries http://t.co/EyXxZdR1YB
In honor of #LeftHandersDay, we made all of our boxes lefty compatible. #FieryChickenFries http://t.co/e6WlzCDgpL
Who's eating #FieryChickenFries? Tweet us a pic or it didn't happen.
Offensively spicy new #FieryChickenFries are here. We hope your tongue forgives us.
In case of heat, have a backup plan. #FieryChickenFries https://t.co/wU4j9U6lWw
In case of emergency, add ranch. #FieryChickenFries http://t.co/TqHi2OV5s9
New #FieryChickenFries are here. Melt the Internet.
Hotter than your mixtape. #FieryChickenFries http://t.co/nDJ6Sv5X1Q
Fiery Chicken Fries are here. Warn your tongue. #FieryChickenFries
RT @bellakacoy: get me fiery chicken fries so i know its real
They’re offensively spicy. We swear. #FieryChickenFries http://t.co/5IhLckLwTk
#FieryChickenFries have arrived. Avoid the urge to stop, drop and roll.
￼The fire is coming tomorrow. Consider your tongue warned. http://t.co/YqsXBsJLgh
Oh, it’s #NationalLazyDay? *daydreams about fries and naps*
*Whopper signs product placement deal with yo mouth*
[Mother pushing stroller] “Who’s my little nugget of joy? You are! Yes you are! Yes you are!” *Cut to stroller full of chicken nuggets*
That’s the way the Oreo cookie crumbles. #RedVlevetOreoShake
You spin my Red Velvet Oreo Shake right round like a record. http://t.co/NU2I2Dmxeu
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: ordering second Red Velvet Oreo Shake today
*On phone with gf* Gf: You’re with Red Velvet Oreo Shake again aren’t you? *Takes long sip on straw* Bf: No…
It’s all about the grip.
“For when you’re hungry AND in a car!” -Guy who invented the drive-thru probs
But like, what if Onion Rings were onion squares? *brain explodes*
Instructor: Any questions? *Student raises hand* Student: Whopper. Instructor: Is there a question? Student: Whopper. Instructor: Moving on.
Fact: Saturn’s rings are actually giant onion rings. Truer Fact: That’s not true at all.
That feeling. http://t.co/oBRaSHzwJJ
Grandma: I knew these fries when they were potatoes! Family: Nap time!
*Finishes Rodeo Chicken Sandwich, unwraps second one* Guy: This isn’t my first rodeo. Friend: Why are we friends again?
“Maybe I’ll just have a salad. And some Onion Rings.” *Pours Onion Rings on salad*
EVERYDAY: Chicken Nuggets
S/O to the drive-thru Mostly window 2
Perfect form. http://t.co/oMRYMzACB7
You can’t order someone to like you But you can order a #RedVelvetOreoShake So there’s hope
When people don’t like #ChickenFries as much as you
All these burgers and they still got beef. #BackToBack http://t.co/ZCHfazodwB
Sometimes your favorite kinds of people are onion rings.
Everything looks like a Whopper if you squint hard enough.
“I can explain” he yelled out from under a pile of #ChickenFries boxes.
Chef: We need to name this A.1. Hearty Mozzarella Bacon Cheeseburger Guy: Hm... Chef: How about Jen? Guy: No? Chef: We're close, I feel it
our logo IS a burger *brain explodes*
OMG THESE CHICKEN FRIES ARE BEYOND CHIC
Whopper: WHERE MY TOPPINGS AT?! [lettuce, onions, pickles, tomatoes, ketchup and mayo all start screaming]
Perks of eating onion rings: you’re eating onion rings
Guy: I’ve got my eyes on the fries Judge: you mean prize? Guy: Sure. *winks at fries*
A picture of Chicken Fries is just a selfie for your stomach.
Don't you hate it when you offer your fries to a friend and they say yes?
OH BABY YOUUUU GOT THE BK I NEEEEEED
In the mood for Chicken Nuggets forever.
I a million Whoppers you.
It’s amazing how quickly things don’t matter when you're drinking a Red Velvet Oreo Shake.
It finally happened. Congrats to the newlyweds! #BurgerKingWedding http://t.co/XfcgGHmabe
to all the onion rings out there ...stay golden
YOU ON POINT DIP ALL THE TIME FRIES
Find what you love and order it off the BK menu forever.
[on date] *Guy gets up to use restroom* *Looks at date* “And I’ve counted how many Chicken Fries I have left. There’s twelve."
drive-thru > doing things
Just ate some Chicken Fries because real beauty is on the inside.
Our favorite couple. #BurgerKingWedding http://t.co/Bz3HptWsS1
MUST. HAVE. ALL. THE. COFFEE. http://t.co/jZrt9pmKOS
She wants what every girl wants. A guy to bring her Chicken Nuggets.
How to get a refill without getting up. #RedVelvetOreoShake https://t.co/IGcNohv9LH
Two hands required. http://t.co/QlRrofgyxQ
“haha nice” = I’m thinking about a Whopper and not listening to what you’re saying.
Sometimes love is hard. Sometimes love is #ChickenFriesSauce #AskForTheSauce
It’s 2015 why aren’t ringtones onion rings yet
You say potato, we say potato. They both sound the same when you type them, so let’s just be friends.
Less man bun more hamburger bun.
[presidential speech] [looks at crowd confidently] “Red Velvet Oreo Shake” [everyone starts breakdancing]
Livin' is easy. http://t.co/7OwZI4hrpT
Love hurts. Unless you're #ChickenFries & the new Chicken Fries Sauce. Then love is delicious. #AskForTheSauce
Share wisely. #NationalFrenchFryDay http://t.co/MuZYyCrIkx
Eat them all. #NationalFrenchFryDay http://t.co/mjeOUnxofq
IT’S #NATIONALFRENCHFRIESDAY. *SWOON*
When you see someone from school at BK and it’s summer
Beach day is on point. http://t.co/tBvcdt913h
Inspirational speaker: I’ll help you find happiness in your life, son. Guy: Already got onion rings, thanks though.
IF YOU LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS: 1.) Let’s be friends 2.) That is all
Turns to Whopper Jr after finishing Whopper. “Your father was a good Whopper, son.”
Triple date. http://t.co/YFxTURP5pT
Last name Fries, first name Gimme.
The new Chicken Fries Sauce. Get it. #AskForTheSauce http://t.co/kGmLDedVQI
It’s easy being a morning person when there’s Chicken Fries. And it’s not morning anymore
RT @DanielGlauser1: Big s/o to @BurgerKing thank you for the package. Can't wait to get some chicken fries http://t.co/0xma1WMgWO
Boss: What would you say is your greatest weakness? Guy: *thinks about Chicken Fries for 10 hours*
⚪ single ⚪ taken
Straight sippin’. http://t.co/JKc2XIMAsR
Fill it up. And up. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/gZD3Qfguo5
To the gamer in all of us. #VideoGamesDay https://t.co/BOk2Q1q8ad
Guy 1: WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?! Guy 2: YEA LET’S GO BK: So...you guys want this to-go? Guy 1: YES PLEASE IT’S ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS OUT
Guy: Chicken Nuggets were $1.49, why wouldn’t I refuse to leave until they let me buy all of them? Therapist: *writes in notebook* I see.
Dig in or something. #Repost http://t.co/YXsRmPv8t5
True love is hard to find
Guy: Well, well...look what the cat dragged in [cat drags in 8 bags of food from BK] Cat: You know how hard this is without thumbs? Help me!
Da-nuh, da-nuh... Follow us on Snapchat (username: burgerking).
Was going to do things after eating this Whopper but then summer happened.
LIVE TWEETING LUNCH: onion ring sip of soda onion ring whoa, look at that guy onion ring Whopper jr finished soda Tune in next time
Roses are red. The Red Velvet Oreo Shakes is too. The second one tastes better. This isn’t a poem at all we’re just saying
Too much #Reeses Pie is never enough. http://t.co/5AYmn1WDIj
Fries are perfect for 3 moods: Happy Sad Every mood in between
BK AFTER FIREWORKS OR NAH #4thOfJuly
Happy #4thofJuly to you and your food. https://t.co/aFOSFgreCG
[on second date] girl: oh, so you do this every time? *carries 20 orders of nuggets in a fanny pack” guy: yes.
Runnin' to the drive-thru with my woes.
Love surprises? You'll love our latest Snapchat. (username: burgerking)
Girl: can I have one of the 8 Whopper sandwiches you just ordered? Guy: lol no.
Search history: -how to ask out onion rings -how to deal with rejection -why won’t onion rings talk to me -french fries
The sauce of sauces has arrived. #AskForTheSauce http://t.co/fdu9Ng5eRI
*points down at shoes* WHAT ARE THOOOOSE??? http://t.co/mGsWvx0yZ5
Love is like a bunch of things. Today, a bunch of those things are on Snapchat. Follow us, find love. (username: burgerking)
Our #ChickenFriesSauce brings all the Chicken Fries to the yard. #AskForTheSauce
[swats away bee that’s trying to taste Orange Freeze] “HA.” [1 min later]
The burger emoji is mightier than the sword.
The moment you find out there's #ChickenFriesSauce. #AskForTheSauce
Sensible Dad: I’d like to order “2 Whopper Jrs or whatever just leave me alone” for my son Kid: DAD... BK: haha
╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ╮ ( Chicken ) ( Fries ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟ ◟◞ ͜ ╯ O o °
[home late] Where were you “With my fries” “Who?” “FRIENDS. I MEANT FRIENDS.”
Four words: The A.1. Hearty Mozzarella Cheeseburger. Wait, that’s five words. Whatever. http://t.co/1FDjwBXWgP
"will you stop talking about Chicken Fries?" no no no no no no no no no no
Deal with it. #NationalSunglassesDay http://t.co/oBXm5kfQeL
sorry for eating Chicken Nuggets while holding a megaphone at your birthday party
[on #NationalSunglassesDay] [puts on sunglasses] [puts sunglasses on Oreo Shake] [puts sunglasses on whopper] [looks at friend] “what?”
Friend: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Girl: [still sad] Friend: There are plenty of fries at BK Girl: over him.
PRIORITIES: BACON & CHEESE & WHOPPER.
Chicken Friday. #FridayFeelings #Repost http://t.co/aibXvbNlug
When 10 Chicken Nuggets are $1.49, nothing else matters. http://t.co/lh0U2oy3qR
Roses are red The Whopper is a bunch of colors Food is way better than poetry when you’re hungry
TRUE LIFE: Orders Red Velvet Oreo Shake at drive-thru. Picks it up at the second window. Has a nice day.
*Looks at Chicken Nuggets* “You are my everything”
It's pretty on the inside. #RedVelvetOreoShake #Repost http://t.co/U8EIDkWqd1
Orange Freeze on a Tuesday. http://t.co/6WMrI34pbU
[Job interview] Boss: do you have your resume? Guy: [hands him a Whopper] Boss: … Guy: … Boss: so tell me about being amazing.
Let’s play. #NationalOnionRingsDay http://t.co/mm5TaB0lIP
All day, Onion Rings. #NationalOnionRingsDay http://t.co/buGXzZ9WtQ
TIME FOR SOME COFFEE CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN HAVE A GREAT DAYYY
[gets to “about me” section] [long pause] [writes “WHOPPER”]
Group dates are amazing when you just go out with a bunch of fries instead.
*wears a fanny pack filled with Chicken Fries* #SundayFunday
Like father, like son. #HappyFathersDay http://t.co/iRekTRYcZB
Pun intended. #SweetSummertime http://t.co/BK4oglUMC1
outgoing outgoin outgoi outgo outg out ou o on oni onio onion onion r onion ri onion rin onion ring onion rings
I’ll take all of them. http://t.co/97VHlLLImX
Friends who buy you BK are friends for life.
Sweet escape. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/sCycQs0r2Z
Lots of nuggets > lots of friends
Girl 1: You know what I’m saying? Girl 2: *drinking #RedVelvetOreoShake and not listening* totally
Craving BK like ▄████▄ ███▄█▀
You need this Extra Long Pulled Pork Sandwich in your life. #2for5 #IllTake2
Was going to go out tonight but then #ChickenFries.
Can this just be forever? http://t.co/96Vt2VH0My
True love, sauce edition. #ChickenFries #AskForTheSauce
Now that is a pretty, pretty burger, @BurgerKingJapan. http://t.co/aSAgEc9oEh
CHICKEN FRIES SAUCE GOT @DAYMDROPS LIKE… https://t.co/Gnj8luEKHA
DO IT. DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS OF CHICKEN FRIES SAUCE BE DREAMS. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. #AskForTheSauce
Remember when it wasn’t summer and there weren’t Frozen Lemonades and you were sitting there doing homework? Anyways, have a good one.
The sauce of all sauces is coming. #AskForTheSauce
Some people dream of Chicken Fries Sauce while you're gonna go to BK and ask for it. #AskForTheSauce
Chicken Fries > #Mondays
When it’s summer, productivity is going to the drive-thru.
Red goes round. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/vB19owp9i2
Make it 20. http://t.co/ocEf1vdLc2
When 10 Chicken Nuggets are $1.49, nothing else matters. http://t.co/8VVQ76J5t7
Make it 20.
Running out of phone battery > Running out of Chicken Fries
Relationship status: googling Onion Rings on a Friday night
Sometimes the answer is a question you didn't even think to ask. #ChickenFries #AskForTheSauce
How to make pictures look better: 1.) remove filter 2.) add Chicken Nuggets 3.) get out of the picture
Girl: this isn’t working out Guy: *orders Chicken Fries* Girl: why are you so perfect
Red Velvet is my favorite color. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/xw1JzikJtr
Red Velvet is my favorite color. #RedVelvetOreoShake
Why just a #PieceOfABurger? http://t.co/tb1bgv574V
*tweets about Chicken Nuggets* *closes Twitter* *eats Chicken Nuggets* *opens up Twitter* #TheStruggleIsReal
Jump start. http://t.co/TSsCpsGiSv
Have you ever had to order more fries because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating them enough because same.
This is happening. 10 Chicken Nuggets for $1.49.
This is happening. 10 Chicken Nuggets for $1.49. http://t.co/pMOXWSuu9F
*makes herself laugh* *gets herself Orange Freeze* *should totally just date herself*
Sometimes you just need to text in all burger emojis because u need BK rn
[during #NationalBestFriendsDay] Him: I don’t know what I would ever do without you, man. Whopper: *continues being a Whopper*
Best frands be like... #NationalBestFriendDay
Best frands be like... #NationalBestFriendsDay http://t.co/eZK33S7SkU
[when someone asks for some of your fries] okay = cool okayy = don’t care K. = we’re no longer friends
Reese’s Pie was a good choice. http://t.co/ACpISBGXhx
Reese’s Pie was a good choice.
“Say Cheese!” “Why do we have to say cheese?” “Well, just say what makes you smile.” “ONION RANNNNGS!”
was in a bad mood but then fries happened
The Teriyaki Chicken Sandwich. Need. http://t.co/RYsokJCZRs
The Teriyaki Chicken Sandwich. Need.
Get on my level. http://t.co/orFScYZUSm
Sometimes you just need a hug. And 10 Chicken Nuggets.
On: ( ) to better things (x) ion rings
Crave on. http://t.co/IzUN7gMJgo
How to flirt: 1.) I have Chicken Nuggets 2.) you can have some
Spending my paycheck on fries like
10 Chicken Nuggets for $1.49. Right now. Sincerely, us.
10 Chicken Nuggets for $1.49. Right now. Sincerely, us. http://t.co/7K6gj1kLSY
There are 3 kinds of people in the world: People who eat their fries first People who eat their fries last People you don’t want to know
Things are looking up. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/uj6QidqA8Z
HOW TO GET ASKED OUT: -Be there when they need you -Be on the menu -Be fries
Guys with fries > guys with flowers
MUSTS: Guys who are real and look good. Always there for you. Sometimes flame-broiled. Is actually a Whopper.
.@Oreo Red Velvet Shake game too strong.
Eating outside today. http://t.co/2hl59w82WD
Eating outside today.
Why are there feelings when fries exist?
RT @DaymDrops: Burger King Red Velvet Oreo Shake: http://t.co/9KeDXwj44T via @YouTube
Break time vibes. #TGIF #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/MzppRshJRs
COWORKER: You look happy. GUY: Just had nuggets.
BK: And what size would you like... GUY: ...DEEZ NUGGETS. HA. BK: ... GUY: 10 piece is fine, thanks.
No biggie. *brushes dirt off shoulder* #NationalBurgerDay https://t.co/xxtVHFFSyC
Happy #NationalBurgerDay. May your love for burgers never end. http://t.co/jrB6v1dn7e
Squad goals. #NationalBurgerDay
Squad goals. #NationalBurgerDay http://t.co/OVSuPNTaBr
Because, #Reeses Pie.
Because, #Reeses Pie. http://t.co/ReRO6oLiom
A GIF of a Whopper is worth a thousand pictures. #WhopperWednesday
*1st period teacher is a sub* *everyone pulls out croissan’wiches*
2 phrases that can make anyone’s day I love you. Chicken Fries
[job interview] Boss: So your resume says the word Whopper 78 times. Guy: Correct. Boss: ... Guy: ... Boss: You’re hired.
Stacks on stacks. http://t.co/CzHxOPQRDo
Stacks on stacks.
Guys. Guys. Guys. GUYS. YOU GUYS. [person who invented onion rings]
Orange Freeze. For sheeze.
Sweet thang. http://t.co/ChAZ3qbk3H
List of people I like in the morning: 1. Coffee
Orange Freeze. For sheeze. http://t.co/C64r0L9Ang
He didn’t see your text because #ChickenFries.
[Asks you a question while you’re eating your Whopper] No.
Red never looked so good. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/a4AdvLk2be
#MissedConnection: I was hungry. You were Onion Rings.
Well played. http://t.co/l18dFWe2Wk
The Spicy BLT Whopper is
The Spicy BLT Whopper is
Do re mi fa so hungry right now.
The Fully Loaded Croissan'wich has it all. Breakfast wise.
Can mornings without coffee just not?
The first rule in fries club is that YOU TALK ABOUT FRIES ALL THE TIME
When there’s a Whopper, there’s a way. #WhopperWednesday
If only this homework was Onion Rings.
Friends are not always around. #ChickenFries are always there.
A lot of fries, is no fries real quick.
You spin me right round, red velvet. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/l0qCVwiZSa
“The letter Q is just an O eating a fry.” *brain explodes*
Let's just eat BK and watch movies instead.
Two's company. http://t.co/O0Raa6VcqE
*thinks about the beach* *thinks about Chicken Fries*
Dad: will you hand me my updog? Kid: sure. *passes Whopper* Dad: NO! you’re supposed to say... Kid: please stop. Dad: okay. #dadjokes
Chicken Fries are a part of life.
Get her flowers. Or the Bacon Cheddar Tendercrisp. http://t.co/NSWhQyk63n
Get her flowers. Or the Bacon Cheddar Tendercrisp.
shout out to all the FRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSS
This is so us. #NationalChocolateChipCookieDay http://t.co/HBMqSOV2MT
Current mood. http://t.co/zK5QYVNJak
WHOPPER JR: father? WHOPPER: Yes, son. JR: Why are all the humans staring at us? W: Because they all want to eat you, son. JR: ….
*Takes a picture of meal* Whopper: lemme see.
Just you, me, and this new Teriyaki Original Chicken Sandwich. http://t.co/paqxYfSLyd
Just you, me, and this new Teriyaki Original Chicken Sandwich.
Marry someone who will eat Onion Rings with you for the rest of your life.
Guy 1: you're the orange to my freeze. Guy 2: who are you talking to? Guy 1: no one. *winks at Orange Freeze*
So red. So velvet. #RedVelvetOreoShake
So red. So velvet. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/aJJkDL3aMA
[press conference] [taps mic] [shuffles through speech] [silence] “Chicken Fries” [crowd goes nuts]
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS GO TO BK WITHOUT YOU
Sun's out... http://t.co/5bD4dpfMmp
Sun's out. Slushies out.
Sun's out. Slushies out. http://t.co/QZxyuYtSDF
Morning goals: croissan’wich
GIRL: I’m breaking up with you GUY: Why? GIRL: Your ringtone is the sound of you eating onion rings
Love you, mom. http://t.co/SWCorUQQje
Love you, mom.
You ever cuddle with your fries lol
Instructor: Take a left here [student driver takes a left] Instructor: pull in here Student: to this BK drive-thru? Instructor: JUST DO IT
When someone offers you BK it’s like are you serious Like Ur amazing May all your dreams come true
Weekend plans? You mean onion rings.
“Truth or Dare” “Dare” “Go get us BK”
Let’s go to BK instead.
Let’s go to BK instead. http://t.co/9RzxkwcKoA
*Goes to prom with Whopper*
Recovery mode. http://t.co/dQ7xmHlx68
Him: can I have all of the Chicken Fries, please? BK: How many boxes? Him: I don’t think you understood me.
Waiting for you. http://t.co/5n0XhBZpwi
Mom: what’s on your phone background? Girl: my boyfriend Mom: it looks like fries to me Girl: GET OUT OF MY LIFE
Grill on, friend. http://t.co/snUqJ4to0P
Four five seconds from drive-thru.
Feelings Feeling Feelin Feeli Feel Fe Fr Fri Frie Fries
On the way. http://t.co/tVnqFYbdMo
Your move. http://t.co/jeVDZHzbSg
*emo guy orders* “Would you like any sighs with that?” “excuse me?” “Sides. Any sides with that.”
Nice try, potato that’s not a fry.
Winkin' at you.
“I’ve got you covered.” -ketchup
*guy has a wonderful day* *goes back to lady at the drive-thru* “I actually did it”
Gonna need some BK. Starting, yesterday.
Hands up for #WhopperWednesday http://t.co/oHNuXZs5RN
Hands up for #WhopperWednesday
Plot Twist: Whopper Jr grows up #WhopperWednesday
Time fries when you’re tweeting in puns.
What do you say? #ChickenFries http://t.co/LAZTaXr8Ow
What do you say? #ChickenFries
Says he can’t cook. Asks what you want from BK. Keeper.
Sketch artist: Tell me about your parents facial features Fries: very potato-like
Guy: “I got you a gift.” Girl: “You got me a Big Fish sandwich?” Guy: “Was I talking to myself again?”
*takes selfie with fries* Fries: No, delete it.
⚪ in a relationship ⚪ it’s complicated
search history: how do you know if onion rings like you
Hand it back. #ChickenFries
*finally gets around to attempting homework* “well, time for a drive-thru run.”
#TakeYourChildToWorkDay [Whopper and Whopper Jr enter room] “Dad, why are a bunch of humans staring at us?” “RUN, SON, RUN!”
Hand it back. #ChickenFries http://t.co/S7l8XMVgeB
*Points at cars in BK drive-thru* “THESE PEOPLE TOTALLY GET IT”
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