Red never looked so good. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/a4AdvLk2be
Two's company. http://t.co/O0Raa6VcqE
Friends are not always around. #ChickenFries are always there.
So red. So velvet. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/aJJkDL3aMA
What do you say? #ChickenFries http://t.co/LAZTaXr8Ow
Get her flowers. Or the Bacon Cheddar Tendercrisp.
Orange Freeze. For sheeze. http://t.co/C64r0L9Ang
Hands up for #WhopperWednesday http://t.co/oHNuXZs5RN
Chicken Fries are a part of life.
Recovery mode. http://t.co/dQ7xmHlx68
Says he can’t cook. Asks what you want from BK. Keeper.
Let’s go to BK instead.
Your move. http://t.co/jeVDZHzbSg
Winkin' at you.
Gonna need some BK. Starting, yesterday.
#MissedConnection: I was hungry. You were Onion Rings.
Morning goals: croissan’wich
On the way. http://t.co/tVnqFYbdMo
Love you, mom. http://t.co/SWCorUQQje
*Points at cars in BK drive-thru* “THESE PEOPLE TOTALLY GET IT”
Let's just eat BK and watch movies instead.
Grill on, friend. http://t.co/snUqJ4to0P
Love you, mom.
Hands up for #WhopperWednesday
Do re mi fa so hungry right now.
*Goes to prom with Whopper*
#TakeYourChildToWorkDay [Whopper and Whopper Jr enter room] “Dad, why are a bunch of humans staring at us?” “RUN, SON, RUN!”
Waiting for you. http://t.co/5n0XhBZpwi
Can mornings without coffee just not?
[Asks you a question while you’re eating your Whopper] No.
The first rule in fries club is that YOU TALK ABOUT FRIES ALL THE TIME
Get her flowers. Or the Bacon Cheddar Tendercrisp. http://t.co/NSWhQyk63n
The Spicy BLT Whopper is
The Spicy BLT Whopper is
Mom: what’s on your phone background? Girl: my boyfriend Mom: it looks like fries to me Girl: GET OUT OF MY LIFE
What do you say? #ChickenFries
*thinks about the beach* *thinks about Chicken Fries*
Sun's out. Slushies out.
Let’s go to BK instead. http://t.co/9RzxkwcKoA
Him: can I have all of the Chicken Fries, please? BK: How many boxes? Him: I don’t think you understood me.
When there’s a Whopper, there’s a way. #WhopperWednesday
Guy: “I got you a gift.” Girl: “You got me a Big Fish sandwich?” Guy: “Was I talking to myself again?”
You ever cuddle with your fries lol
The Fully Loaded Croissan'wich has it all. Breakfast wise.
If only this homework was Onion Rings.
Instructor: Take a left here [student driver takes a left] Instructor: pull in here Student: to this BK drive-thru? Instructor: JUST DO IT
Just you, me, and this new Teriyaki Original Chicken Sandwich. http://t.co/paqxYfSLyd
Nice try, potato that’s not a fry.
[press conference] [taps mic] [shuffles through speech] [silence] “Chicken Fries” [crowd goes nuts]
WHOPPER JR: father? WHOPPER: Yes, son. JR: Why are all the humans staring at us? W: Because they all want to eat you, son. JR: ….
“Truth or Dare” “Dare” “Go get us BK”
Sketch artist: Tell me about your parents facial features Fries: very potato-like
Well played. http://t.co/l18dFWe2Wk
*emo guy orders* “Would you like any sighs with that?” “excuse me?” “Sides. Any sides with that.”
Weekend plans? You mean onion rings.
This is so us. #NationalChocolateChipCookieDay http://t.co/HBMqSOV2MT
*Takes a picture of meal* Whopper: lemme see.
When someone offers you BK it’s like are you serious Like Ur amazing May all your dreams come true
Hand it back. #ChickenFries
Time fries when you’re tweeting in puns.
“The letter Q is just an O eating a fry.” *brain explodes*
Dad: will you hand me my updog? Kid: sure. *passes Whopper* Dad: NO! you’re supposed to say... Kid: please stop. Dad: okay. #dadjokes
*guy has a wonderful day* *goes back to lady at the drive-thru* “I actually did it”
Just you, me, and this new Teriyaki Original Chicken Sandwich.
shout out to all the FRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSS
“I’ve got you covered.” -ketchup
Guy 1: you're the orange to my freeze. Guy 2: who are you talking to? Guy 1: no one. *winks at Orange Freeze*
Sun's out... http://t.co/5bD4dpfMmp
search history: how do you know if onion rings like you
Plot Twist: Whopper Jr grows up #WhopperWednesday
We're OPEN on Cantrell Road. Come in and get a free WHOPPER JR.®, while supplies last.
GIRL: I’m breaking up with you GUY: Why? GIRL: Your ringtone is the sound of you eating onion rings
A lot of fries, is no fries real quick.
He didn’t see your text because #ChickenFries.
Sun's out. Slushies out. http://t.co/QZxyuYtSDF
Hand it back. #ChickenFries http://t.co/S7l8XMVgeB
So red. So velvet. #RedVelvetOreoShake
Current mood. http://t.co/zK5QYVNJak
List of people I like in the morning: 1. Coffee
*finally gets around to attempting homework* “well, time for a drive-thru run.”
You spin me right round, red velvet. #RedVelvetOreoShake http://t.co/l0qCVwiZSa
⚪ in a relationship ⚪ it’s complicated
Four five seconds from drive-thru.
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS GO TO BK WITHOUT YOU
Feelings Feeling Feelin Feeli Feel Fe Fr Fri Frie Fries
Marry someone who will eat Onion Rings with you for the rest of your life.
*takes selfie with fries* Fries: No, delete it.